Pigeons love pizza.
buddy tattoos?
turns out im the kind of girl who complains about giving you a blowjob while i give u a blowjob
IMAGINE: Harry finger banging u while whispering the words “I’ll pay off your student loans” in your ear.
(via littlemousling)
— fredy perlman, on journalists aka idea pigs
im gonna let you in on a little secret. you can call cats choochoos and nobody’s gonna tell you not to. dogs is chochos and human babies are chachas? your welcome